Only KenneT AndersoN

ناگهان يك پري كوچولوِ قشنگ سر ميزشون ظاهر شد و گفت:چون شما زوجي اينچنين مثال زدني هستين و درتمام اين مدت به هم وفادارموندين ، هر كدومتون مي تونين يك آرزو بكنين.

خانم گفت: اووووووووووووووووه ! من مي خوام به همراه همسر عزيزم، دور دنيا سفر كنم.

پري چوب جادووييش رو تكون داد و

اجي مجي لا ترجي

دو تا بليط براي خطوط مسافربري جديد و شيك QM2در دستش ظاهر شد.

حالا نوبت آقا بود، چند لحظه فكر كرد و گفت:

خب، اين خيلي رمانتيكه ولي چنين موقعيتي فقط يك بار در زندگي آدم اتفاق مي افته ، بنابراين، خيلي متاسفم عزيزم ولي آرزوي من اينه كه همسري 30 سال جوانتر از خودم داشته باشم.

خانم و پري واقعا نا اميد شده بودن ولي آرزو، آرزوه ديگه !!!

پري چوب جادوييش و چرخوند و.........

اجي مجي لا ترجي

و آقا 92 ساله شد!

پيام اخلاقي اين داستان

مردها شايد موجودات ناسپاسي باشن ،

ولي پريها................

مونث هستند !!!!!!!!

Angels are FEMALE

adam-fooroosh — Sun, 12 Mar 2006 21:56:29 GMT

A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

"Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband"
said the wife.
The fairy moved her magic stick and
abracadabra!

... two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said:
"Well .. this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me".

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed .
but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and .

abracadabra!

the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story

Men might be ungrateful idiots,

But fairies are...

FEMALE!

Filter Test >>> Triple filter

adam-fooroosh — Sun, 05 Mar 2006 20:43:03 GMT

In ancient Greece, Socrates was reputed to hold knowledge in high esteem. One day an acquaintance met the great philosopher and said, "Do you know what I just heard about your friend?" "Hold on a minute," Socrates replied. "Before telling me anything I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the Triple

Filter Test." "Triple filter?" "That's right," Socrates continued. "Before you talk to me about my friend, it might be a good idea to take a moment and filter what you're going to say. That's why I call it the triple filter test. The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?" "No," the man said, "actually I just heard about it and..." "All right," said Socrates. "So you don't really know if it's true or not. Now let's try the second filter, the filter of goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about my friend something good?" "No, on the contrary..." "So," Socrates continued, "you want to tell me something bad about him, but you're not certain it's true. You may still pass the test though, because there's one filter left: the filter of usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about my friend going to be useful to me?" "No, not really." "Well," concluded Socrates, "if what you want to tell me is neither true nor good nor even useful, THEN why tell it to me at all?"

من كه ادعا نكردم

adam-fooroosh — Sat, 04 Mar 2006 23:42:17 GMT

نمي گم خطا نكردم من كه ادعا نكردم
همه گفتن بي وفايي من كه اعتنا نكردم
عازم سفر شدي تو من دلم مي خواست بموني
واسه موندن تو اما بخدا دعا نكردم
واسه تو كلي نوشتم كه يه جوري مبتلا شي
تقصير منه كه آخر تو رو مبتلا نكردم
توي كوچه ي رفاقت يه سلام جواب ندادم
تو دلم تويي اون و با كسي آشنا نكردم
مي دونم دوسم نداري حتي قد يه قناري
اما عاشقم هنوزم بودن اشتباه نكردم
ما جايي قرار نذاشتيم جز تو كوچه هاي رويا
اين دفعه تو اومدي من به قرار وفا نكردم
زير دين ناز چشمات يه عمريه دارم مي سوزم
تا خاكستري نشه دل دينمو ادا نكردم
اومدن واسه نصيحت به بهانه ي يه صحبت
عمرشون كلي تلف شد چون تو رو رها نكردم
راه آسمون كه بسته س گرچه قلبامون شكسته س
تا بحال انقد خدا رو اينجوري صدا نكردم
تو من و گذشاتي رفتي خواستي من ديوونه تر شم
باورت نمي شه شايد آخه جون فدا نكردم
نامه هاي عاشقونه با نشونه بي نشونه
اما از كساي ديگه س پس اونا رو وا نكردم
يادته عكست و دادي بذارم تو قاب قلبم
بعد از اون روز ديگه هرگز به كسي نگا مكردم
تو از اون روزي كه رفتي نه تو رفتي كه ببيني
تا قيامت هم تو رو من از خودم جدا نكردم