"Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband"
said the wife.
The fairy moved her magic stick and
abracadabra!


... two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.


Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said:
"Well .. this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me".

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed .
but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and .

 abracadabra!

the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story

 Men might be ungrateful idiots,

 But fairies are...

FEMALE!